Super Bowl Quotes.

Put 10 guys in a basement for the super bowl with chips, beans & beer and what do you get?...some funny ass quotes, that's what you get.  Here's the quote highlights of the night...note: I got paper AFTER Monaghan's Paul McCartney rant and I had to leave at 10:15, so this is the best I could do...

"Easy Mean Joe, what are you going to do, throw him your towel?"

-Scotty to Keith after he was belittling Clarkson.

"Leaf blower for her birthday and I bought her a power washer for Christmas"

-Keith about his choice in gifts for his wife.

"Wouldn't you like that?"

-Windram to Monaghan after he was carrying on about the girls gone wild guy getting bj's from 13-year olds.

"12 years of marriage?!?, jesus, you could come home on Tuesday and you'd be fine"

-Keith on Guelph having to go home because his wife would get mad.

"Alright Friday it is...because I'm not working on Friday, I'm going to the Colio Wine Tour...what?!?! they have ice sculptures"

-Scotty

"You stupid dick, take a picture of that"

-Monaghan after Navi fell on a dill pickle chip bag.

"He's officially a bag of douche"

-Windram adding his 2¢ about Navi falling on the dill pickle chip bag.

"You drink bad beer, fuck bad bitches, it's all about The Cause"

-Keith

"Mexicans have probably been cumming all over that thing all day"

-Monaghan after the Girls Gone Wild Halftime show involved girls sliding along a huge pole.

"Their bottle should say "It's not dark, it's just offensive"."

-Scotty on Old Speckled Hen

"Damn you could fit a Christmas ball in there"

-Scotty on some girls gone wild girl's cooter

"That guy is Essex"

-Scotty about some guy he works with that is overhauling his Neon so that it looks like the Dukes of Hazard car

"Fuck McCartney, he was the worst Beatle, Lennon & Harrison wrote lyrics & Ringo was just a stooge"

-Monaghan

"Fuck the University, I was there for 8 weeks, but there was nowhere to park, so I left to practice Kung-Fu and wander the Earth"

-Scotty

"Why aren't you ever flamer of the week, throwing keys against the wall, puking in my basement, smashing beers at Shots then going up to the window, "Hey lemme in,"... if anybody, you should be flamer of the week."

-Roachie to Navi

"Oh it's from the oven, I thought it was from slapping their cocks off each others face all day."

-Scotty on the Crescendo Rising Crust Pizza

"The first day we watch "The F Word - Feminism," I'll give you a f word - Fuck You!"

-Roachie on feminism class

"You can't open your eyes, how you going to read the quotes"

-Navi to smashed Monaghan

Well that's it, I'm thinking the quotes are not as funny as if you were there, but whatever, at least a few should be.

Navi

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